Like if Paris Hilton didn't have enough problems right now, a "close" friend of hers has opened up about her methods to hide drugs, namely in her vagina.
The friend, who chose to use the code name of Caroline, said: "[...] the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She's one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes."
I think I'll start dressing up as a cop and next time I run into Paris, I'll stop her and force her to let me look inside for drugs. I'll make sure to take photos!