Lindsay Lohan screwed up the pooch big time this week by failing a couple of drug screening tests, which showed traces of cocaine in her urine.
You gotta be dumb as a rock to be fresh out of the can, know that you have to pee in a cup every single morning of your life (for the next year or so), and you still go partying and use cocaine.
What did she think, that just shaking her big tits she was going to convince judge Marsha to keep her out of jail, so she could keep on getting high? Apparently so.
Update: According to TMZ Lindsay got out of jail after posting $300,000 bail.