If you've ever wanted to kiss Victoria Beckham, think twice, because according to her former flame, Corey Haim, Posh Spice is a terrible kisser! Haim said in a recent interview: "When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip".

I'm not sure I believe this guy (he's washed out and nobody wants to sleep with him anymore, because no one remembers he was this huge heart breaker back in the 80's, so he may just be jealous), but no celebrity worth a damn has shown their nipples lately, and I have to write about something. So, would you still French-kiss Victoria Beckham? I would, mostly if she'd let me cap a feel of her plastic boobies!