Is it possible that Paris Hilton is pregnant? Gosh, I really hope not! Can you imagine how stupid she's gonna get? We all know that because of hormonal unbalances women lose their heads a little while pregnant (I'm not bashing womankind here, it's just a fact of life). So, what would happen to Paris? Would be start babbling and saying nonsense and start pretending that she is a decent lady and bore us to tears with her lack of pussy showing? Wait, that is already going on!

Anyhow, if her latest photos tell the truth, and that tummy has a bound-to-be-very-emotionally-unbalanced-but-filthy-rich-baby in it, and the father of the creature is indeed goofy-looking Benji Madden, we'll be hearing wedding bells much sooner than we thought and I guess we'll finally get to see Paris dressed in that white Dolce & Gabbana she was dreaming of.