Great Sites Jessica Alba Gets Married
Posted May 21, 2008 by cindy
It is a sad time for all of us, Jessica Alba fans. She is not longer available, as she married her ex-boyfriend Cash Warren yesterday afternoon.
Obviously he is not her ex-beau anymore, since now he is Mr. Alba, but he certainly was, since she dumped him a few months ago. But then something happened (called hormones) and she ended up in bed with him and very soon afterwards, pregnant!
Obviously they didn't want their kid to be born out of wedlock, so even though they obviously can't stand each other, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren tied the knot. Now, that is even sadder than if they had married for love. Anyway guys, the best booty in Hollywood is now taken, and very soon it will expand as a result of the pregnancy. Let me quote myself: it is a sad time...
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